"Stairs don't talk!"
It was open Mike night!
Norway Jose!
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
He only gave it 3 stars.
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
Until I saw the body bag.
I woke up every 2 hours and cried.
It was Auntie Climactic.
It's Groundbreaking work.
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
He wet his plants!
it really gives me butterflies
Its just really axilla rating.
Flush!
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
Then I noticed it only measures comrads.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
Im beside myself
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
I told him they will be mist
Pro-state cancer
He has always been an anti climb Max.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
In fact, I was blazé.
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
They get very Inuit.
It was time for the prom at Klondike High School and Tim's friends were desperately trying to convince him to go. He considered it, but was very self-conscious of the fact that he had had an accident as a young child that caused him to lose his eye, and the best his family could afford was to buy him a wooden eye. After several days of goading, Tim finally decides to go.
Sally was in a similar situation. Her friends desperately wanted her to go prom with them, but she was recently in a car accident and lost her right leg. She had a prosthetic, but it was very uncomfortable, so she had a hard time walking. Reluctantly, she agreed to go.
It was the night of the prom and both Tim and Sally were getting all gussied up with their friends. They both make it to the prom, but when they arrive, they are both too nervous to dance. Tim's friends notice Sally sitting on the wall and say to him, "Look over there! There's a cute girl who's all alone and needs a partner to dance with. Why don't you go over there and ask her to dance?" After some further convincing, Tim sheepishly begins to walk over to Sally to ask her. As he approaches her, he getes nervous, and awkwardly stands in front of her for a few seconds before saying, "Wuh...wuh...would you like to dance with me?"
Excitedly, Sally exclaims, "Would I? Would I?"
Tim responds angrily, "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!"
... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!
It was the bomb diggity.
There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
It was open Mike night.
It was open Mike night.
it was open Mike night
It was open Mike night.
It was open open Mike night.
