Can a Sultan call HR against a whole country if he's feeling objectified?
7 January, 2038
Istana Persekutuan, Pancasila Quarter, Aikyampura
Republik Indonesia, Nusantara League
"Hello? Human resources? I'd like to file a complaint against the entire country of Persia. Yes, I said the entire - ... hello? Hello? Fuck."
"It's a sad day when He Who is Made Lord of the Outer Islands is hung up on by his own government, my Sultan."
"Zainab," groaned His Supreme Majesty Yang di-Pertuan Nusantara 'Abdul Mateen of Brunei and all-around massive dreamy hunk of a head of state, "did I ask for your comment?"
"No, my Sultan," the old woman giggled from her stool as she tended the fire, "but I am here to dispense advice, solicited or not."
"That," he muttered as he started through another set of bicep curls on his royal workout bench, "was not advice."
Another giggle, higher-pitched this time.
"And from time to time," she allowed, "I also poke fun at you. You should remember that you, too, are mortal, my Sultan."
When Mateen first took up the mantle of Yang di-Pertuan Nusantara, temporal leader of the Nusantara League (on a very democratic rotational basis), he did not expect to have to deal with international sexual harassment - especially not from the Supreme Leader of Iran.
And yet this was what he had to put up with; bad fanfictions on the internet were one thing, as he could simply get them scrubbed with a single directive to national-level communications ministries (though where one was taken down, five more took its place, as some kind of perverted, uncomfortable hydra). With two countries officially simping for him, though, there appeared to be very little that His Supreme Majesty could actually do.
And now! His own government ministries were simply hanging up on him!
We cannot jeopardize our diplomatic relations over a simple miscommunication, my Sultan! Oh! How sick he was of hearing that.
"Perhaps now would be a good time to settle do
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Hey folks. I am having a heck of a time finding a freeware Eurocopter that actually works. I thought I found one, but I could not get the panels working. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
