Texting a lady friend of mine:

(me not replying)

Her: or not.

Me: Sorry (pet name) I was setting up my new phone.

Her: Set up faster

Her: I like when you call me that.

Me: That's what I always tell my epoxy. .........

Her: What

Her: What's epoxy?

Me: nevermind.

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What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?

A Paste-ry

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