So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.

The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, โ€œWhy so quiet ? Donโ€™t you like to have some boisterous fun ?โ€ The cats replied, โ€œOh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.โ€

PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)

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Best friend's dad's joke

He pulled this one last night at my engagement party, in the midst of making jokes about peeing...

"You know where grandma pees?

...Depends."

>w<

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