Elliptical Puns

A list of puns related to "Elliptical"

What do you call the total distance biked on an elliptical?…

Spinach

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👤︎ u/Ultracombo87
📅︎ May 16 2022
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Why didn't Pluto get included in the Solar System family photo?

It missed the photo shoot because it forgot to planet.

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👤︎ u/mankyd
📅︎ Aug 07 2022
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What does the doctor have to cut off of a baby exercise machine?

Its elliptical cord.

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👤︎ u/DinoDT
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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