Ich hab nur ein halbes StΓΌck Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen StΓΌcks.
Vielleicht hΓ€tte ich frΓΌher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.
Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...
Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
FΓΌnf.
What was the name of Einstein's little brother?
Zweistein!
What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?
Bernadette
Of all the dad jokes I know, here are my favourite ones:
Uno, Eins, Un.
So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,
I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...
So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.
Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!
How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?
Ein Stein bitte.
Why do physicists prefer German bars?
...because they love ein stein.
This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!
Eins -> one
There's a new menu item at the German place around the corner.
Eins fries that you really should drei.
What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?
Ein Stein!
This one's in Spanish...
Eins!
Dammit... wrong one.
