Kid in the class: “oh you lived in Japan, do you know Kung fu?”
Professor: “no. I didn’t know Kung fu, but I knew his brother Harry”
I DEMAND that you SUPPLY me with answers to the following questions:
p. 96 #'s 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, & 11 finish for Monday
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
In my high school Econ we were talking about the 70s
Teacher: In the seventies there was high unemployment accompanied by high inflation. Does anyone know what this period is called?
Me: Economics
Teacher: sigh
I was in AP Economics and this girl was complaining to the teacher about how he wouldn't give any more hints about our essay questions for the final. Another teacher walks in to see what the commotion is about...
Teacher: What's her problem?
Econ Teacher: She's complaining about how she doesn't want to make an effort in this class
Teacher: This is an AP class right? Doesn't that mean you have to put forth effort?!
Me: No, it means Advanced Placement.
They all groaned and pointed at the door. I just sat on my desk and giggled. I think I'm pretty funny.
