Ebenezer Scrooge was such an able miser.

That's probably why he was so miserable.

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My dad is Lebanese. My Mom is as white as they come.

One day, around Christmas time, my dad was in a grumpy mood for some reason. My mother, being the the quick witted "Dad" in this situation, told him to "quit being a Lebaneser Scrooge!"

...I'll show myself out.

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