There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.

I'll never forget Juan Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Scientists recently spent 24 hours observing the moon orbit around earth.

They got bored and called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegur90
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What was the first potato to orbit the earth...

Spudnik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopShelfLife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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What's another name for inactive satellites orbiting earth?

A waste of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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Daughter was asking about planets....

... she asked me, "are any hot?"

I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."

She asked, "Are any cold?"

"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."

"What color are they?", she asked...

"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."

"What color is Uranus?"

.... .... ....

"It's brown, and very windy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheContrarian2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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