Ey yo ese, what was the name of that P.I again?

His name was Sherlock, holmes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph

Because he’s too short to be an Essay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruWitch
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What language does an unhappy toddler speak?

Whine-ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call a Mexican donkey?

A Jack-Ese.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Why did the cholo flunk cannibal school?

He couldn’t finish his ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistlyHuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...

All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a dwarf from mexico?

A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooliomydood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Everytime my dad sees a dog in public

So this joke is originally in Spanish;

Ese si es hijo de perra.

Translated as;

That one there is a real son of a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorMoon_J
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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Asked my boyfriend a question.

What do you call a Mexican with dwarfism?

A paragraph, cause he's too short to be an ese.

He groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flame_in_darkness
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions...

We both hate ese's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingBalisong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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Hey, do you think you can write a Spanish essay for me?

Me and my friends were talking about the amount of schoolwork I'll be involved next semester. One of the courses I am taking is a Spanish class to fulfill a GE so I can graduate next semester. My friend, who's fluent in Spanish, told me it'll be a piece of cake.

Me: Hey, if Spanish is easy for you, do you think you can write my essays for me? (jokingly)

Him: I'll consider it. Depends on how hard the course is and what books you have to read for the class.

Me: Well, for the final paper, do you think you can give me a C, ese?

Him: Yeah, that shou... wait...

He let out a horrible groan while the other immediately got up and left the room while groaning. I'm pretty sure I could've made it a little bit better, but I'm happy with that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hurdleboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. They’re too short to be an ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeese9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What do you call a Latino midget?

Paragraph...too short to be an ese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burny60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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