¡Sin-cuenta!
It means the world to them.
Me: Yeah, she’s an Eleven
I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite to tell this LEDGE AND DAIRY joke to my pun loving climbing partner
It means the world to me
Pur-El.
Helado oscuro!
"It's El Normal."
...Nice.
Elephino (el-eph-I-no)
your los.
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
El if I know!
Como se llama el hijo Hercules?
Herculito (el culito)
No-el no-L
An elephant-rhinoceros.
El-ton John
Lorry-el
El Bone
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)
Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!
Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,
-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo
elBOw Jackson
It would be called El Avocado Abogado.
Jor-El Come
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
....Because it's No-El....
This means the world to me!
El-eph-i-no
El Chupacabra.
