A list of puns related to "ELS"
Β‘Sin-cuenta!
It means the world to them.
Me: Yeah, sheβs an Eleven
I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite to tell this LEDGE AND DAIRY joke to my pun loving climbing partner
It means the world to me
Pur-El.
Helado oscuro!
"It's El Normal."
...Nice.
Elephino (el-eph-I-no)
your los.
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
El mao
El if I know!
Como se llama el hijo Hercules?
Herculito (el culito)
El chupacabra
No-el no-L
An elephant-rhinoceros.
El-ton John
Lorry-el
El Bone
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)
QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!
QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
... El-Bow
Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,
-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo
elBOw Jackson
It would be called El Avocado Abogado.
Jor-El Come
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
....Because it's No-El....
This means the world to me!
El-eph-i-no
El Chupacabra.
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