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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumboooo_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Very Mystical [Miss-Dick-El]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?

Β‘Sin-cuenta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Found in El Paso, TX.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eioulloui3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Muy feliz por el baΓ±o!
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Lately I’ve been saying ”el mundo” a lot to my spanish friends.

It means the world to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mazmagod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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While watching Stranger Things wife says: β€œEl is pretty”

Me: Yeah, she’s an Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckycastle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite this week

I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite to tell this LEDGE AND DAIRY joke to my pun loving climbing partner

https://i.imgur.com/vClqWea.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtluke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Thanks to my Spanish speaking friend for teaching me β€œel mundo”

It means the world to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagfunsies
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Everyone knows that Superman’s Dad is Jor-El, but his germophobic uncle is relatively unknown.

Pur-El.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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[espaΓ±ol] QuΓ© tipo de helado estΓ‘ el favorito de Darth Vador?

Helado oscuro!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captain_wiggles_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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When my younger brother asks what they call years where there's no El Nino..

"It's El Normal."

...Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dianafolkoff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino (el-eph-I-no)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prince0Canada
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word β€œthe” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...

your los.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic

Her name would be " El Lizabeth "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a funny mexican

El mao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorylikememes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhinoceros?

El if I know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rule62Club
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Just a truckload of puns youtu.be/STUD1VCCYfE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-NsJunkDrawer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Dominican Dad Joke

Como se llama el hijo Hercules?

Herculito (el culito)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unique4username
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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You wanna know what gets ma goat

El chupacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingjackal7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros?

An elephant-rhinoceros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicpants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 1000 kg

El-ton John

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eymr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?

Lorry-el

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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1:Why is your elbow so boney?2: because it is

El Bone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snake_with_hat_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)

QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!

QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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What do you call a bow in Spanish?...

... El-Bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogachoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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PROMPOSAL SUGGESTIONS

Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,

-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poppygod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Which joint of the body can play both Football & Baseball?

elBOw Jackson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I want to write a spanish crime show about a lawyer who represents avocado farms.

It would be called El Avocado Abogado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alaskan_Giant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What did Superman's dad say after they thanked him for saving Krypton?

Jor-El Come

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theenigmacode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Dad joked while doing a crossword.

My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.

"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.

Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"

"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2015
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What’s the name for the fear of Spanish people?

El phobia.

Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AManInATopHat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why is Christmas General Zod's favourite time of the year?

....Because it's No-El....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordtarantula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My Spanish friend just said "El Mundo".

This means the world to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehIrishSoap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

El-eph-i-no

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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You know what really gets my goat???

El Chupacabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariusdon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Do you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zardif
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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