A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
It didn't end well.
I went to the dynamite convention yesterday
It was a blast!
What do you get when you mix a cow and dynamite?
Udder Destruction
Everyone was really excited when we got rid of the dynamite by burying it.
It was the bomb diggity.
Tho these are more backbreaking. Dynamite or TNT would be more effective
What's the most dynamite drink?
Two cups of tea... Because it's tea & tea...
Did you know that when the first dynamite factory opened it experienced booming business?
I don't always hunt deer but when I do, I use dynamite.
That way I get more bang for my buck.
Did you hear the news? Some outlaws were running from the police, ducked into Farmer Johnson's barn and stashed their dynamite in his grain. One of his cattle got into the grain and ate the dynamite. They were afraid the poor fella was going to blow up.
I think that's abominable.
The invention of dynamite was ground-breaking.
I just bought a case of dynamite. It was an offer I couldn't re-fuse.
Update: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up
Some day I was playing around with dynamite.
And so I was wondering...what if in front of me stand five people, but I can only.. C4?
The dynamite factory in my town is hiring new workers
I guess business is booming
How was that dynamite you bought?
“Well, it didn’t blow me away”
How bad is it if your male cow eats a stick of dynamite?
It's abominable.
What is the Australian dynamite's favorite pie?
Boom meringue
The defendant was accused of bringing dynamite into a steer.
A-bomb-in-a-bull!
Watching Napolean Dynamite with the wife and he shoves tater tots in his pocket for later.
Later tots.
What do you call dynamite in a French Bathroom?
Linoleum Blown-apart.
Did you hear about the steer that ate a stick of dynamite?
It was abominable!
