The look on everyone in the phone rooms face when Margaret hung up on Elizabeth. I could not stop laughing.
I know Dyno Nobel still sells NG dynamite for the North American market. I also know that NG dynamite and NG gelignite are popular in less developed parts of the world (still make it in India? Probably other places too).
Why?
I can't imagine it is cost. Making NG can't be cheap given the hazards involved. I would doubt it's cheaper than TNT. I'm surprised mining companies are willing to handle to stuff either given the poor shelf life when much safet alternatives are for sale. Cap sensitive emulsion isn't expensive either.
~fantastic channel. ~quote from my dad "a fun day is buying 12 boxes of condoms, a whole lot of anfo and having a lot of dirt and slip rubble to move in controlled fashion"
Because in the conversation of Margaret to The Queen , Margaret said that she would fail to protect The Queen in return.
I an putting the conversation .
Yes?
-How could you?
-Margaret.
You gave me your word. Promised me
he'd still be there when I got back.
-I did.
-Why has he been sent away?
-Banished like some criminal?
-Things got out of hand.
I took you at your word.
Believed everything you said.
How happy you were for me.
How you would support us.
Margaret.
You've been against us
from the beginning.
-Because you can't bear to be eclipsed.
-What?
Can't bear to be outshone
by your younger sister.
You've never liked it. Admit it.
You've hated how Peter and I
caught the popular imagination.
-Hated it enough to want to destroy it.
-This is madness.
Well, you fail to protect me.
I will fail to protect you in return.
Margaret.
You reap what you sow, sister.
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Well, toucan play at that game.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
