A list of puns related to "Duckie"
A robber ducky.
My daughter and I were playing with the toy story toys. Bopeep had to see the doctor and I said I don't trust ducky as the doctor. I think he's a quack.
One's a lucky dip and the other is a ducky lip
The robber ducky
So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Dad sees someone drinking a can of soda pop. He points to the tab on the top and says, "ever seen one of those used as a duck call?"
Invariably they'll say "no."
He'll pull the top off, slightly bend it several times, each time blowing a practice puff through it, and then put it to his mouth and yell....
...."HERRRRRRRE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!!!"
The cops think it was a robber ducky
I asked a co-worker how he was feeling and he said, just ducky. So I asked another one what animal she is today and she told us that she's a kitten. When the third heard that he said she must be feeling a little sick.
I replied, "don't you mean that she's 'feline a little sick?'"
I'm not allowed to talk to people now.
Apparently i need to step up my dad joke game as this is the second good dad joke to come from my wife.
During bath time our infant son was playing with his rubber duckies and lightly whacked himself in the head. My wife, without missing a beat says, "whoops, you got quacked".
Groan
Edit: spelling
A robber ducky
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