Someone turned the bottles upside downy. imgur.com/vsguAGi
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👤︎ u/Sehtriom
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns

So from today I'm detergent to be better.

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👤︎ u/Trev2-D2
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.

It was a changing of the Tide.

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👤︎ u/crazykegle
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why wasn't the fabric softener doing so great?

It was feeling rather Downy.

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Dadjoked my dad

A bit of back story is need: My dad has got a big need to put inedible things in our food for taste (not actually inedible, just taste awful) which is bad for me as I don't really want to pick through my food to find all of the inedible parts to ensure I don't have an awful taste in my mouth.

Anyway, my dad was cooking an oriental dish and called from the kitchen, "UpsideDownie, no cloves!" I called back "I'm not eating naked, that's weird."
I chuckled, he chuckled. And then later in the meal I had a mouthful of lime peel... He wins.

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