DoubleClick Puns

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”. Lady : I can’t see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer. Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !! Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it. Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"