Double teamed by my dad and sister.

My dad, sister, and I were sitting in our living room when my sister said, 'Hey, boogerface, what do you want for your birthday?' My dad replied, 'Tissues.'

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📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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Programmer Deserves...

Whoever thought of how to store a group of numbers in a computer programming language, deserves arrays.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2013
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Christmas robber

So Christmas morning. We're all opening presents, and my dad and uncle do a bit of a double team. My dad started talking about this thief who went about and stole a bunch of turkeys from a local supermarket.

My uncle then replied "ah I heard about that. The police suspected there was a bite of fowl play"

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📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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