A list of puns related to "Double Teamed"
My dad, sister, and I were sitting in our living room when my sister said, 'Hey, boogerface, what do you want for your birthday?' My dad replied, 'Tissues.'
Whoever thought of how to store a group of numbers in a computer programming language, deserves arrays.
So Christmas morning. We're all opening presents, and my dad and uncle do a bit of a double team. My dad started talking about this thief who went about and stole a bunch of turkeys from a local supermarket.
My uncle then replied "ah I heard about that. The police suspected there was a bite of fowl play"
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