Don't accept friend requests from taco bell
They are nacho friends....
What do you call a double decker airplane that bounces on the runway while it lands?
I once met a girl from Wales who had 36 Double D's
It was a really, really hard name to pronounce.
What do bears eat at Taco Bell?
A screw, bolt, screwdriver, and wrench went on a double date together.
What did they name the disorder when they discovered double amputees developed a rare form of narcolepsy?
Oh the tangled web we weave ...
My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.
….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.
A woman walks into a bar. “I’ll have an entendre,” she says to the bartender. “Make it a double.”
I had to travel to the US for a double amputation...
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It totally runs in your jeans
Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?
He got toad.
It was worth it though...
That club was hopping.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
Double amputations are so expensive
I had one that cost me an arm and a leg
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
I told my urologist that it burns when I pee
He said: “uh oh, sounds like urine trouble”
Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?
Double Shot of St Paddy’s Day Dad Jokes!
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture.
How do you know an Irishman is having fun?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
😂😂😂🥁☘️🇮🇪🌈💰
#doubledose #irishcarbombs #dailydadjokes #luckycharms #rimshot #kneeslapper #stpattysday2021 #luckoftheirish #greenbeer #march17th
Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone!
I tried street tacos for the first time and man they were awful
They tasted like asphalt!
Double negatives.
Double negatives are a real no-no.
Me: guess who I saw today
Daughter: who?
Me: everyone I looked at
Daughter: starts to walk away
Me: I'm sorry was that too cornea for you?
Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?
Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.
I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
2 silkworms got into a fight...
....and it ended in a tie.
I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction.
I'm going to try and win her back.
The car dealership in my town just doubled its size.
Now it can offer a whole lot more.
What is Quasimodo’s favorite fast food restaurant?
I told Bill Withers, “Ain’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”
He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”
Where can you get cheap gas these days?
I ate a radioactive taco.
There was lots of fallout.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Why do snipers double as excellent actors?
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
Double Pun double the fun
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
I'll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow.
Looks like it'll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
A woman walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a "Double Entendre".
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