I couldn’t fathom it.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
He really whiffed hard.
Do not even get me started.
They are "not c".
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
They didnt Nguyen a single game
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
The entire novel was a sub-plot.
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
It should actually be called the VIII League
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
He would ask me, "so what position are you playing, left out?"
I told her I wasn't familia.
Tom Vanderbilt was this nice guy that loves to umpire the local little league games. He was good enough to make it to the major leagues. His first day umpiring behind the plate the first pitch hits the far bottom corner. Tom calls it a strike. The batter, 6'3" 275 lbs says, "you call that a strike again I'm going to pound you with this bat!" The next pitch hits the far bottom corner again. Tom calls it a ball. The catch, who is bigger than the batter turns around and yells, "you call that a ball again I'm going to pound you with this mask!" The very next pitch hits the very same spot. Tom yells, "two!" Both the batter and catcher yell, "two what?!" Tom says, "too close to call and I'm going back to the little leagues."
