A list of puns related to "Doody"
Urine.
Yes, I'm old.
He was upset about being fired, but happy to be relieved of doody.
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)
A doody duty
It’s called “Heavy Doody.”
He has guard doody!
I said “Hello, do you have any German cars?”
The Poolice. It's their doody.
He was just fulfilling his civic doodie.
Dereliction of doodie.
Doing their doodie.
Because it was his doody!
Now the first floor bathroom has double doody.
Officer on doody!
But then I got fired for not doing my doodies.
But I guess it was only doing its Civic doody.
..they'd be killed in the line of doody
I really have to use the bathroom after our 4 hour flight. Come out to my dad telling me:
"Guess you don't have to pay taxes this year."
"Why?"
"You're duty free." Proceeds to laugh hysterically.
So much so that she told me she had to go put on make-up while using the restroom. I told her it sounds like she's pulling double-doodie in there.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 💑
I'm a bit under the weather today, with, um... 'tummy troubles'. When I got my son to his Cub Scout meeting today, I had to urgently use the restroom.
It's a thin door, and right during the part of the Scout Oath where they declare: "I will do my duty...", it happened. Very, very loudly.
They all stopped mid-sentence, and I heard my son yell: "My dad just did his doody!" To the 9-year-old mind, there's nothing better than bathroom humor. Would have been nice if the other parents weren't laughing, too, when I exited...
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