What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?

Welcome.. to the world of le pain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A dominatrix messed up and got one client’s request with another

Oops, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffrey_1der
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a male dominatrix?

Domino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KuraiBaka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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How is a dominatrix like Hank Hill?

They're both into pro pain and pro pain accessories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrangeBedfellows
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Request for help remembering a joke

Hello,

I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.

Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:

It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.

Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ontoforever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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While gardening with out doughter I dropped this one. It was pretty simple but I liked it.

Me: This hose must be a dominatrix.

Girlfriend: What?

With a shit eatting grin I say: Its kinky!

Girlfriend: Que sigh + eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gotelc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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