Dirty rice Puns

So my mom says were having dirty rice with dinner and my dad replies, "Gross why is it dirty? You should clean it."

My SO was about to eat dinner to which I asked her, "What're you gonna have?"

She responded with, "Dirty rice and some beef."

To which I couldn't help myself, "Eww, that's disgusting."

Her: "Oh yeah, I forgot you don't like rice."

Me: "It's not that I don't like rice so much as you should clean it first."

Didn't go over well.... Status: I'm single now.

EDIT: Didn't actually dump me. It was sarcasm, but, you know, text.....