Dimensioners Puns

A list of puns related to "Dimensioners"

Someone called my character 2 dimensional

But really, their criticism fell flat

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dragonslumber
šŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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What do you call twenty bees forming a three dimensional shape?

A Dodecabeedron.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sberble
šŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2022
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Why do one dimensional boxers tell the best dad jokes?

They regularly train to punch lines

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Smol_Yeeter
šŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2022
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Why were the 2 dimensional shapes stressed when they came across the corpse of a 1 dimensional being?

They had reached the deadline

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Deciperer
šŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.

They are 2D too.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?

Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ejijojo
šŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I've always hated elevators

So I take steps to avoid them

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
šŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/whomikehidden
šŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I think that girl over there has a particularly two-dimensional donkey.

Kudos if you figured it out.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kitty_Dragon
šŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.

He was then known as Kevin Planey.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Do you know the proper title for a two dimensional woman when she is pregnant?

Flat birther.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SiLifino
šŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iā€™m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late

The ball was dropped at the ball drop.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Fleeves
šŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/breakone9r
šŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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My wife showed me a picture of a room with a tree painted on the wall...

We had been looking for ideas for a kids room.

She said "I can get behind this" (referring to the painting of the tree).

I said "you can? But, it's two dimensional..."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/barelyonhere
šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2015
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