Imagine a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia... It's a dictatorship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJayeBird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If the Animal Kingdom was a dictatorship, why would a cow be named ruler?

Because cows have udder control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobbywriter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Son: Dad, what is a dictator?

Dad: That’s a jerk potato.

Son: So, what’s a dictatorship?

Dad: That’s a jerk potato that owns a boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_modean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Cut the potatoes into penis shapes and fill your boat with them. Now you are the captain of a ...

Dictatorship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane_Axe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...

They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.

They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.

He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend β€œI don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”

So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say β€œCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”

He looks them in the eye and says, β€œI’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”

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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RefrigeratorRock
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWimpyAsianKid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a boat made out of penises and potatoes?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingfishecho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you call a penis and a potato on a boat?

A dictatorship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyLordOfCindee
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