My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts

Now he's a semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/CynAq
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.

I can’t wait.

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How do you demote an Abbott?

"You're friar'd"

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📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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I may get promoted or demoted for this one.

I was at work and saw my manager walking around with a clock.

I lick my lips,

My muscles tighten,

All I hear is my heartbeat.

My manager and I make eye contact. The words come out almost instantly:

"Looks like you've got a lot of time on your hands, sir."

He maintains eye contact for a second and walks away, but I could hear his soul groan.

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A video game addict was playing a military game

He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.

This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.

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👤︎ u/iamayurt
📅︎ May 23 2020
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The judge didn't laugh.

I'm a lawyer who clerks for a judge. We had a long, tedious day of jury selection, a process known as voir dire (pronounced vwar-deer). After 6 hours of work, I looked at him and said "after this voir dire, I could sure use a voir beer!"

Crickets.

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📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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Scientist Found a Critical Flaw in General Relativity

It has since been demoted to a lieutenant.

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👤︎ u/louisng114
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Off-camera, James Bond must be really bad at his job.

Because they demoted him back to being inspectre.

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