But all was well… Lisa Kudrow and David was a Schwimmer
My wife (38F) caught the dreaded virus, so it fell to me (39M) to take all the kids to get tested.
I gave them a 10 minute warning while I got my wife a coffee. After 10 minutes (okay it was probably at least 15), I called out to the kids "if you haven't already, can you please grab your shoes and get ready to head to the car..."
I grabbed my own shoes, finished my own coffee, took it to the kitchen, and as I washed it called out "is anyone not ready yet?"
(no response)
(louder) "Okay, how about this then - who IS ready?"
my eldest son (13M): "um, no one's ready"
#"what!? I gave you all at least 20 minutes!! What is happening!?"
my eldest son: "Well, I'm David, he's John, she's Chloe"
...
and I don't know if I've been so proud to be a dad before
... walk into a haunted house and see a £5 note on a table. The English man walks up to the table and hears a voice "I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He gets scared and runs away. The Irish man approaches the table and hears the same voice " I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He gets scared and runs away as well. The Scots man walks up to the table and hears the same voice " I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He says "I am the son of David Crocket and that£5 note belongs in my pocket".
At my birthday lunch with my co-workers this week, my 61-year old boss (David) was telling us about his weekend and going to see Mumford and sons. We started giving him a hard time about being the only person over 40 at the show.
And so I said, "Well we can't make fun of him too much, David first started listening to them when they were Mumford and fathers."
So many groans.
