Dale Berra Puns

Besides the obvious missing gems, like bonds, Maguire, Sosa, etc. Who would you add? I’m thinking about Gem💎’s like Benito Santiago, Andy Van Slyke, Dale Murphy, Yogi Berra. It is a travesty that Dale Murphy is not in this game.

Most of the results in round 1 were what I expected, but there were a couple surprises, namely the Angels all time team stunning the Indians.

Link to last round- https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/qm7jwb/round_one_of_my_all_time_team_march_madness_style/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Round 2: (rules are in the link if you need). Note that each time is on a 3 man rotation, so the teams that played in round one are trotting out SP 2.

Yankees (round 1- bye) vs Orioles (round 1- win over Astros)

Yankees-

1. CF- Mickey Mantle

2. SS- Derek Jeter

3. DH- Babe Ruth

4. 1b- Lou Gehrig

5. LF- Joe DiMaggio

6. C- Yogi Berra

7. RF- Paul O’Neill

8. 3b- Graig Nettles

9. 2b- Tony Lazzerri

P- Whitey Ford

Orioles (round one over Astros)

1. 2b- Bobby Grich

2. SS- Cal Ripken JR

3. 1b- Eddie Murray

4. RF- Frank Robinson

5. DH- Rafael Palmiero

6. LF- Boog Powell

7. 3b- Brooks Robinson

8. C- Matt Weiters

9. CF- Paul Blair

P. Mike Mussina

Cards (round one bye) vs Phillies (round one over Mets)

Cards-

1. Lf- Lou Brock

2. 2b- Rogers Hornsby

3. RF- Stan Musial

4. 1b- Albert Pujols

5. DH- Mark McGuire

6. Cf- Jim Edmonds

7. 3b- Ken Boyer

8. C- Yadier Molina

9. SS- Ozzie Smith

P- Bob Gibson

Phillies-

1. Ss- Jimmy Rollins

2. 2b- Chase Utley

3. 3b- Mike Schmidt

4. 1b- Ed Delhanty

5. DH- Ryan Howard

6. RF- Chuck Klein

7. LF- Dick Allen

8. C- Darren Daulton

9. CF- Richie Ashburn

P- Robin Roberts

Giants (round one over rays) vs Twins (round one over White Sox)

Giants-

1. Cf- Willie Mays

2. Rf- Mel Ott

3. DH- Barry Bonds

4. 1b- Willie Mccovey

5. Lf- Bobby Bonds

6. 2b- Jeff Kent

7. C- Buster Posey

8. 3b- Matt Williams

9. Ss- Travis Jackson

P- Juan Marichal

Twins-

1. 2b- Rod Carew

2. CF- Kirby Puckett

3. C- Joe Mauer

4. 3b- Harmon Killebrew

5. RF- Sam Rice

6. DH- Tony Oliva

7. 1b- Justin Morneau

8. SS- Joe Cronin

9. LF- Tori Hunter

P- Bert Blyelven

Red Sox (round 1 over royals) vs Pirates (round one over Brewers)

Red Sox-

1. CF- tris speaker

2. SS- Nomar Garciaparra

3. DH- Ted Williams

4. 1b- David Ortiz

5. RF- Carl Yastrzemski

6. LF- Jim Rice

7. 3b- Wade Boggs

8. C- Carlton Fisk

9. 2b- Dustin Pedroia

P- Pedro Martinez

Pirates-

1. SS- Honus Wagner

2. RF- Roberto Clemente

3. DH- Ralph Kiner

4. 1b- Willie Stargell

5. LF- Dave Parker

6. Cf- Andrew Mccutchen

7. 3b- Bobby Bonilla

8. C- Jason Kendall

9. 2b- Bill Mazeroski

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

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What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.