I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside

I guess she is more of a house cat

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👤︎ u/Limehulio
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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I asked my dad if we should listen to Daft punk again...

He said One More Time

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Daft Punk's "Around The World"...

Is so revolutionary.

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📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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The Avengers must really love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

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👤︎ u/guto8797
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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What's Thor's favorite Daft Punk song?

Get Loki

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📅︎ Mar 22 2015
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I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.

Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.
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📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you call it when a shephard can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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Dad : guess what son Son : what

Dad : well done

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👤︎ u/Bi5hy
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.

"Don't be daft," I replied. "A toilet is a stationary object."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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My dad would say this when I was younger

Anytime he corrected one of my grammar mistakes he would say, "The reason I always correct your grammar is because my brother died because of bad grammar. I remember it as clear as day. I ran inside and yelled, 'Mom, billy fell in a good!'"

It took me forever to finally understand his joke.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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Why does Carl Marx not like Earl Grey?

because all proper-tea is theft.

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📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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My Grandad dropped this one at dinner...

An Official is inspecting a lunatic asylum to find one inmate to be released for the Asylum's anniversary, after several hours of visiting the numerous wards he enters one where he finds a man sitting on his bed carving a wooden block. He approaches the man and asks him what he was carving, the man on the bed replies that he carves wooden clothes pegs, and that each day he makes around 5. "Well that certainly is impressive" the inspector tells the man, "I think I shall recommend you to the warden for release." The inspector then notices a man hanging from the ceiling, "What is he doing up there?" he again questions the man on the bed. "Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb!" The man on the bed replies, "Well, shouldn't we get him down?" the Inspector asks, shocked, "Don't be daft!", remarks the Man on the bed, "I can't work in the dark!"

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