DEPT Puns

A list of puns related to "DEPT"

I was in the Surgery Dept. the other day

Someone must've said something funny because everyone was in stitches

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👤︎ u/weebs_are_weird
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What did little mermaid buy from Lingerie dept.?

Algebra

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👤︎ u/staringmexicanfrog
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either. imgur.com/iZqfimZ
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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Dept. director during mandatory staff meeting

Happened during a reading of an extensive legal clause, containing several 'or this ..., or that ...' statements. The entire department is listening intently, ensuring nothing is missed.

When the speaker quietly chuckles about the 'or' multitude after finally reaching the end of the clause, the director speaks up: "Wow, that sentence should be mined!"

Groans around the room.

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👤︎ u/D-Dad
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.

I guess I'm more of a spokesman.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 21 2020
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