In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word ะดั€ัƒะณ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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This guy out-dadjoked my own dad

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2014
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