22 Hilarious Cyrus Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How is Miley Cyrus spending her quarantine days?

She’s twerking from home.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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Miley Cyrus was gonna hit Covid like a wrecking ball

But it didn’t twerk out.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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👤︎ u/engi-nerd_5085

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Billy Neigh Cyrus

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👤︎ u/Bacon8r3000

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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What’s Miley Cyrus called in Europe?

Kilometrey Cyrus

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👤︎ u/SneepSnorping

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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Miley Cyrus licks a hammer and everyone loves it but

I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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👤︎ u/kalas_critic

📅︎ Jul 13 2018

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My computer must be infected with the Cyrus Virus.

It stopped twerking.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 30 2018

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Miley Cyrus refused to dance with Pinnochio...

she said it Wooden Twerk.

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👤︎ u/milesmac

📅︎ Mar 11 2018

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What would Destiny Hope Cyrus have called herself if she was born in Britain?

Kilometery Cyrus

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👤︎ u/jworkmusicofficial

📅︎ Dec 14 2017

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I want to make a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's not twerking

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👤︎ u/AwkwardGinger

📅︎ Oct 13 2013

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What is Miley Cyrus favorite Thanksgiving dish?

A twerky

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👤︎ u/chloepaulino

📅︎ Nov 21 2017

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SO's dad and the topic of Miley Cyrus

Not my dad, but my SO's father is both a religious man and an intellectual, so pop culture is really not his thing.

However, whenever someone even mentions Miley Cyrus, he bursts into song, singing "I came in like a wreeeeeeecking baaaaall, 'cause I have no taleeeeeeeent at aaaaall." Then he just sits and waits for the applause.

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👤︎ u/flustercustard

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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What does Miley Cyrus eat on thanksgiving?

Twerkey

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👤︎ u/OpenRoamer

📅︎ Nov 25 2016

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Miley Cyrus....

"So Miley and her fiancé broke up.... I hope they can twerk it out"

I have no idea where he stole it from but it was golden when he said it

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👤︎ u/WayTooSWOLE

📅︎ Sep 19 2013

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometer Cyrus

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👤︎ u/rasberryjam5151

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in europe?

Kilometry Cyrus.

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👤︎ u/JovaJoda

📅︎ Jul 01 2019

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometer Cyrus

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👤︎ u/rollingpeanut

📅︎ Jun 27 2018

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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👤︎ u/billdanbury

📅︎ Nov 16 2015

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

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👤︎ u/Pratik007789

📅︎ May 02 2019

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How is Miley Cyrus called in Europe?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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👤︎ u/PandaGio

📅︎ Oct 28 2017

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What do you call a European Miley Cyrus

A kilometery Cyrus

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👤︎ u/joeycookie33

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving?

Twerky

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👤︎ u/grigury

📅︎ Sep 15 2016

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