Crown (tooth) Puns

A list of puns related to "Crown (tooth)"

My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.

She said she didn't remember.

I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!

She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.

Totally worth it.

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👤︎ u/blackdragon8577
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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A dentist pulled out my tooth without meaning to

It was accidental.

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👤︎ u/trollachot
📅︎ Oct 23 2012
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Wife's tooth fell out

Wife texted me while I was at work

Wife: My tooth fell out. I have to get a crown

Me: I think a tiara would be much better for you

She laugh groaned and the dentist heard her and asked what. So my wife told her and she laugh groaned also.

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👤︎ u/nolehusker
📅︎ Jul 24 2014
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Girlfriend just got me.

I was at the dentist office for a morning appointment, just got home and my girlfriend said this:

"Why did you go in the morning? Why not tooth-hurty?"

"I should get a plaque for that, or maybe a crown."

This one is a keeper.

edit: grammar.

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👤︎ u/gari109
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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