Crossing the T Puns

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I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.

They said I was weaving all over the road.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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It’s important to look both ways before crossing the street, but don’t be like your late uncle Carl...

... make sure you are looking left and right, NOT up and down.

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👤︎ u/plmcalli
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in the crack.

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👤︎ u/drlawrie
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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I can't think of a better way to cross the lake

Canoe?

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👤︎ u/Alecdoconnor
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?

Because it was busy.

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👤︎ u/Brodacious-G
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why didn’t the roosters cross the road?

They were two chicken

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👤︎ u/vanillathunda1989
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Don't cross the lab
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👤︎ u/urlordcov
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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👤︎ u/pointyhead19
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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I couldn’t bring myself to cross the street

It never did anything to me

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👤︎ u/Wedge001
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Why DIDN'T the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/FarPrince
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I don't know why the chicken crossed the road

but it was poultry in motion.

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👤︎ u/elokwins
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why didn't the spooky boy cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/vyras40
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/ripmylasagna
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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👤︎ u/SleepyZ92
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???

It was stuck in a crack.

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👤︎ u/Daymondotcom
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck in a crack.

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👤︎ u/daashaina
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack

(Courtesy of my son!)

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👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It was stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why didn't skeleton cross the road

Because he didn't have the guts

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👤︎ u/Onowl
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why was toilet paper wasn't able cross the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack

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👤︎ u/cybertronpain
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

He got stuck in a crack.

Courtesy of my step daughter.

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👤︎ u/boodahbellie
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why didn't the zombie cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts!

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👤︎ u/cannabalisticdeer
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had no guts!

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

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👤︎ u/BethJ2018
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/DAFUQ404
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/Zoey-Fox
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack 😂

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Why didn’t skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.

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👤︎ u/Systemlock9
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/schumi_f1fan
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/ListerTheTormentor
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts

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👤︎ u/ben--dover123
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

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👤︎ u/H3nTy
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

Because he got his foot stuck in a quack.

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👤︎ u/This_Guyyyyyyyy
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It was stuck in the crack

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👤︎ u/squintsity
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.

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👤︎ u/KingJiggaMan
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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👤︎ u/kolshpa
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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