Crazy Cow Puns

A list of puns related to "Crazy Cow"

What's it like milking a crazy cow?

Udder madness.

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👤︎ u/chacham2
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough in Texas today, a herd of cows suddenly burst into flames.

Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.

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👤︎ u/TigerDiesel
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My friend wanted to raise small cows.

I asked if she wanted it for the condensed milk.

Actually happened today because she had this crazy idea of raising miniature cows.

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👤︎ u/siniquezu
📅︎ Apr 22 2022
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I had to moove to another city...

...because cows have been making me crazy back there.

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👤︎ u/sjafop
📅︎ May 26 2020
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