Crash (computing) Puns

A list of puns related to "Crash (computing)"

My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."

I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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My computer crashed....

Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the computer crash?

It was a bad driver

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the computer crash?

It was a hard drive.

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👤︎ u/BatManSaidSo
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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👤︎ u/jskell89
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why was the computer so angry?

It had a chip on its shoulder.

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👤︎ u/VamanaGG
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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👤︎ u/Cubic-Zirconia
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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If a car had a computer controlling it, a virus could crash it.
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👤︎ u/ToshiDSP
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Bad Drivers Crash Cars, Bad Drivers Crash Computers.
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👤︎ u/Rahzek
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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What do a car and a computer have in common?

Both will not work when a driver is missing.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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A kids dad comes into his room after hearing him shout.

After saying that his computer kept crashing his dad asked "Well does it have a drivers license?"

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👤︎ u/Dunls
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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An older co-worker said this to me and a couple of other co-workers earlier.

I was using an application at work called OnTime, but it kept crashing and wouldn't open on my computer.

I went to an office nearby where two of my co-workers sit to ask one of them to do me a favor and enter in something in OnTime for me. Our older co-worker is passing by and hears me say that OnTime isn't working for me. He says, "So now you're late everywhere?"

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👤︎ u/QuaereVerumm
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'

I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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👤︎ u/deant_b01
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Who owned Apple’s worst computer?

Adam and Eve They just had one byte and then everything crashed

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👤︎ u/abc0rum
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Did you know the worlds oldet computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve?

The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed

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👤︎ u/masesarkidd
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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The Oldest Computer

It was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple and with one byte everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/BeatMyMeatOClock
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with just one byte. And then it crashed.

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👤︎ u/buildblox
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple.

It had extremely limited memory. Just one byte. Then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Found this joke online xD

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything CRASHED.

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👤︎ u/BlueMeteor134
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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