Courtney Puns

And whenever I go to a stadium I get court-side seats!

...so now she's Courtney Cox once more. I asked if there was a hyphen between Cox and Once More.

Then she looked at the empty room and said, "Can you believe this guy?". We love each other.

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.

Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.

Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...

"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

My sister was watching Chloe and Courtney: Take the Hamptons crap show on E! And my dad walks in and drops this:

"Chloe and Courntey take the Hamptons? I hope they bring it back."

~groan~

> Me: Hey Dad, where is Mom?

> Dad: I don't know, I think she went to the grocery store.

Later on, while talking to my mom in the kitchen, my dad walks in.

> Dad: (yelling) Hey Courtney!

> Me: What?

> Dad: I found Mom! She's home!