The best country pop artist out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpmytonguehurts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Pops into my head whenever I see this country's name krrobar.com/comic/renamed…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikebookseller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Timbuktu

There was a poetry slam competition final between a university scholar and a country person.

Both had one minute to think of a poem that had to have timbuktu in it

The university student goes first and says:

slowly across the desert sand

trekking a lonely caravan

men on camels two by two

destination Timbuktu

and the crowd went wild. then it was the country mans turn to go

he said:

Tim and I hunting we went

met three girls in a pop up tent

they were three and we were two

so i bucked one and timbuktu

Who won?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flynnstar01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I am my father's son.

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecudorian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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My Grandpa got me, and I got my friend

So, a little story Alright, so I'd say I was in about 6th or 7th grade. One day my Grandpa (Pop) and I are driving down the road, for some irrelevant time story amount of time. We end up down some country road that passes a bunch of cattle fields, and as we're driving he turns down the radio and he asks "Do you think those cows are very smart?" And I ask why. He responds with "You know, cause they're out standing in the field." That man, let me tell you.

Alright, fast forward to about 3~4 years. My friend and I were driving to another friends house, and we ended up on the same road, with the same cows in the field. Guess what I asked him. And I swear on my Grandfather's grave, my friend stopped his car, and asked me to get out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anndrew_j_scott
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Quote from Dad at the Washington Monument...

"George Washington may be the father of this country, but Coca-Cola's the pop!"

He had a good laugh...but no one else did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razmig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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