What is your favourite breakfast food?
Gleefully made up by my 9 year old son: What is a bra's favourite country?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Person: Please stop putting African Countries in puns its really annoying!
How many countries have a Fourth of July?
Hawaiian Food Puns - Help Requested
Hi punsters! My wife and I would like to request your help for naming the following party food items with Hawaiian puns. We are hosting a Hawaiian themed baby shower for my wife. The plan is to put tags next to each item.
Ex: Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
Cheese Dips
Salsa Dips
Tortilla Chips
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nutter Butter Cookies
Samosas
Cake Pops (shaped like coconuts)
Cup Cakes
Coconut Trifles
Edible Arrangements (Cut up fruit)
Thank you!
What European country do people get sick in?
How do you get a country girls attention?
Looking for a friend to try new foods with
People ask how I get around extortionate Cinema food prices.
Well, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
How many dads does it take to found a country?
What Balkan country is the most armed?
what country is Prague located in again?
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
What do you call spooky mexican food?
I've ordered some German food online
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
What do you call a expensive car which you can only go to fast food places
What is Kraken’s favorite food?
Ships and salsa!
…daughter and I created this together. I couldn’t be more proud.
What country serves the oiliest food?
The company was not charged for illegally putting lids onto random items across the whole country.
There was a wide-scale cover up.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
My wife asked my why I always eat food in a joking manner.
I told her it was all ingest.
What Asian food do Jamaican Egyptians prefer?
Romania must be a highly efficient country. They make appointments to relax
Even their capital is Bucharest
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
When cooking and cutting food, I never use the stuff that gets stuck to the side of the knife.
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My buddy and I were discussing foods; which ones we liked and which ones we didn’t. He said he’d had a hard time getting into bananas.
I told him that you had to peel the outer layer.
What do you call a country where all assassins are white 16 yr old girls?
Next level stuff right here
What's the richest country in the world?
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Have you ever noticed that people get SUPER offended if they have to tell them they have to wait their turn for Vietnamese food?
I mean, pho queue, people.
Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.
What is a knight’s favourite food?
Swordfish.
Buahahahahahahahaha
How do you get free Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes
stolen from: food jokes
Procrastinators' favorite food?
What is Quasimodo’s favorite fast food restaurant?
Did you hear about the German thief that stole loads of food for his new diet?
How do you get a country girls attention?
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
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