Cory in the House Puns

This is most certainly not cool! I woke up this morning to find my front door ajar and my display of Cory in the House memorabilia tampered with. Thankfully, they left the season 2 DVD, but my collection is now left incomplete and my feelings are very hurt. I will have you know, I waited in line for 6 hours to meet the cast of Cory in the House JUST so they could sign the emmy-snubbed first season DVD I brought with me. Kyle Massey shook my hand and thanked ME for being such a good fan and for writing all those letters to him. He signed that DVD for ME. Not for anyone else. I demand it be brought back to me immediately!!!!

How could they do this to the best anime of all time?!?!

I can't find it and the soundcloud link I foun a while ago is broken

Today's Narrative:

"Cory in the House" – Cory Schneider will make his return to the lineup tonight as he gets the start against his former teammate Roberto Luongo and the Florida Panthers (off-topic throwback link to TSN's hilarious "Luongo and Schneider: The Shocking Truth"). It will be his first NHL start since January 23 due to a groin injury, but he did get a start in the AHL on Tuesday to help him get back into game shape. In that AHL start he stopped 19 of 20 shots. The 31-year-old goaltender has a 17-11-6 record, 2.79 GAA, and .913 save percentage on the season. The Devils have gone 9-7-0 since Schneider’s injury, and Keith Kinkaid has done relatively well carrying the starter’s role, but the return of Schneider should be a big boost down the stretch both for the Devils and for fantasy owners.

Daily Updates:

• Nate Schmidt (VGK) is considered day-to-day with an undisclosed injury (Source).

• Adam Larsson (EDM) will miss the next 2 games (tonight and Saturday) for personal reasons (Source).

• Andrew Shaw (MON) is expected to make his return to the lineup for tonight’s game. He has been out since January 15 with a lower-body injury (Source).

• Mike Green (DET) is expected to return to the lineup for tomorrow’s game. He has missed the last 7 games with an upper-body injury (Source).

• Cory Schneider (NJ) has been activated from the IR (Source).

• Eddie Lack (NJ) has been re-assigned to the AHL (Source).

Most added players today (Yahoo):

1. J. Berube (G – CHI).

2. R. Spooner (C,LW – NYR).

3. D. Sedin (LW – VAN).

4. T. Jarry (G – PIT).

5. A. Raanta (G – ARI).

Most dropped players today (Yahoo):

1. J. Markstrom (G – VAN).

2. D. Rittich (G – CGY).

3. J. Anderson (RW – CBJ).

4. A. Niemi (G – MON)

God help me