My aunt always put a wad of Copenhagen between her cheek and gun before swimming...

She liked taking a dip.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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I brought my wife back a souvenir from my trip to Copenhagen.

I told her it's something gotten in the state of Denmark.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Bike shop

I was visiting a friend in Copenhagen, Denmark. As we were having a walk, a shop piqued my interest with the name Loke (which I assumed was one way to spell Loki's name, the Norse God of mischief).

Me: What's that shop over there? Friend: That? It's a bike shop. Me: for Bikings?

Groans and threats to be thrown off the nearby bridge were made.

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📅︎ May 15 2017
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