Control freak Puns

A list of puns related to "Control freak"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

“Control fr...”

“Now you say, “Control freak who.””

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👤︎ u/MerryWidowMaker
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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I’m easy going, my wife says I’m handsome. She’s a control freak but I tell her she is beautiful. We are different but we compliment each other.
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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why was the Taiwanese business man such a control freak?

He had aTaipei personality

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👤︎ u/mxmstrj
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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My kids don't respond any more

Me: knock, knock

Pause

Me: this is where you say who's there.

Pause

Me: who's there? (Eyes roll)

Me: control freak

Pause

Me: this is where you say control freak who

Me: control freak who?

Pause

Me: can you just do what your dad wants you to do for once?

To the best of my knowledge, I have invented the soliraire knock knock joke.

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👤︎ u/willworkforjokes
📅︎ Aug 29 2021
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Bad knock-knock joke #2

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Control fr-

Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"

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👤︎ u/JoshP99
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak. Now you say, "Control freak who?"

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👤︎ u/themeadows00
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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