Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My friend asked me why I don't start playing WoW again...

I told him: "If i'm already playing WoW i'd be more inclined to continue WoW, but if i'm not, i'm not inclined to start - it's the law of conservation of MMOentum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasyoutsider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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College class humor

In college I took a business law class from a very conservative and intense professor who intimidated us by calling us out to answer questions randomly.

One day the teacher was discussing Torts and called on me by name and then said, β€œGive me one type of Tort?”,

β€œPop-Tort”. I blurted out.

The room went completely silent as everyone was waiting for the professor to get very upset and then the unimaginable happened. The professor smiled then chuckled and then the class felt free to join in and laugh too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randykates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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