why did the cannibal QB eat a confessional priest before the big game ?

In case he needed to throw up a Hail Mary later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fit_Onion_7473
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2023
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A protestant walks into a confessional

A protestant walks into a confessional and esclames "this sucks". The priest somewhat confused asks "how can I help". The protestant asks "is there any toilet paper on your side?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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β€œBless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”

Priest: β€œAnd how long has it been since your last confession?”

β€œIt’s been…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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Did you hear about the Priest who won the Booker Prize?

Critics loved his confessional style

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeevesfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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What scent did Jesus wear?

The Axe of the Apostles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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If my son became a priest.........

Would I call him "Father"?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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