My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away...

...but then my life would be meetingless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciden
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Why were Mary and Joseph not able to join a conference call?

Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a butchers conference

A meating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKindleys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

A Sub-woofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasabi-bean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Conference call at work

When we dial in and enter our conference code, it then says, "after the tone, please say your name, followed by the pound sign." I am always tempted to say, obviously, "your name, followed by the pound sign." It being a professional office and all, I can never bring myself to do it. But in this "dad jokes" forum, I think I found my home. Thanks everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llis1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Early morning work groans are the best groans

A little too proud of this one...

So I’m on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...

With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says β€œJust so you all know, I’m on the call but I’m outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distracted”.

I couldn’t resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against it’s poor defenseless prey, I pounce...

β€œIs your dog lookin at it?

Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!”

I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and β€œthat was awful”’s... It was glorious. I’m pretty sure I’ll get another promotion for it.

EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OreoGaborio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Pun Request! The Town of Bled

I'm giving a Talk at a Conference in a town called Bled. I know there are some good jokes to be made here!! but I'm at a brick wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Presch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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One of the tree on our construction site seems dead but keeps coming back to life

This has happened a few times. So yesterday on a conference call my boss mentions that this tree thinks he's either a cat with 9 lives or Jesus christ. I start laughing hysterically because in my head all I can think of is treesus christ.

My second child will be born in 2 weeks. I'm ultimate dad now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleCatJr
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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They all hung up on me for this one.

For my job in a software company we have to record a conference call with the developer and my QA team whenever we push a new project live. During the call there was a train in the background which was pretty loud coming from the developer who is named Trey. After we had finished testing i said: "Hey, did anyone else hear that? What was that?" My boss who was in the call said: "Yea i did, it was a train i think." I let the silence hang for a bit and said: "Are you sure? It sounded like a Treyyyyyyyain" Immediately heard multiple groans and my boss says: "Ok i'm done" and leaves the call, quickly followed by everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tirare
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Dad next to me at the movies commented this

"Dad, what's the movie about?"

"It's about two bankers on a conference call... 'Interteller'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urukhai434
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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What do you call a butcher’s conference

A meating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKindleys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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