Beauty and the Beast is a great story about a beast who is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever but gets...

saved by the Belle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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Gabe had a heavy load this semester

Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.

β€œIt’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. β€œI’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”

β€œWell, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.

β€œWhat are you talking about?” he yelped.

β€œYou know why, Gabe,” I said. β€œThose who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cja1968
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Son got me!

Went shooting at an outdoor range. With my 11 year old boy. After putting 1000 rounds down range, we headed home. While driving home after like 10 mins...

Me, "my ears are messed up, the radio and the tires sound funny".

Son, (holding up three finger) says,"how many fingers am I holding up?"

Me, "What, I said my ears are messed up not my eyes!"

Son, (still holding up his fingers yells at the top of his lungs) "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"

Im still laughing!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthropic-principle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2016
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One time Jesus walked into a synagogue barefoot.

The religious leaders condemned it as sandalless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DINC44
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2019
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Let me give you some pearls of wisdom, sonny boy.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derawin07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2018
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What's a Catholic contraceptive store called.

Condemn Nation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakon42
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China has invaded Taiwan...

...The UN must condemn this act of wonton aggression.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
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