Conan Puns

A list of puns related to "Conan"

What's Conan's favorite cereal?

Cimmerian Toast Crunch.

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👤︎ u/FourthSalty
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead.

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?

Or a hip opotamus? A very cool opotamus

Got from Mitch hedbergs Conan set, seemed like the right forum for it

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👤︎ u/Eclectic211
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Ian: Why are you taking a teddy bear to the bar?

Me: He’s called Conan.

Ian: Huh?

Me: It’s Conan the bar bear, Ian.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Comedian Pete Holmes talks about being a "fun dad"

his stand up bit on Conan

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👤︎ u/awhitesuit
📅︎ Jul 30 2013
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