The Lord told John to come forth and win eternal life
But he came fifth and won a toaster instead.
I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...
Why did he come home looking depressed after the doctor said he needed to take a pill everyday for the rest of his life?
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
When the US first conceptualized the $100 bill they were thinking of putting the face of Jesus, as his ability to come back to life was greater than any wealth.
It would've been the 1 undead dollar bill
What happens to bees when the dead come back to life?
I had some flowers in a vase, but they died. I looked at them again a few hours later, and it seemed they had come back to life!
I guess it was reincarnation
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
...and God said to Abraham, "Come fourth and recieve eternal life."
But Abraham came fifth, and got a toaster.
God told John to come forth and receive eternal life
But John came 5th and won a toaster.
And god said to Moses"come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and got a toaster
And then god said to John "come forth and receive eternal life",
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
The Lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
God said to John, “Come forth and win eternal life!”
But John came fifth.. and won a toaster
And God said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
But John came fifth and received a toaster...
And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life
But he cane fifth and won a toaster
And god said to John “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”
But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.
God said to John " come forth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster
The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life
He came fifth and got a toaster
God said to John, "come fourth and you will receive eternal life",
John came fifth and won a toaster.
And god said to John come forth and receive eternal life
But he came fifth and won a toaster
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.
But, John came 5th and got a toaster.
Then God said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
He came fifth and won a toaster.
God said to Tom "Come fourth and receive eternal life."
Instead Tom came fifth and received a toaster
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