In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do we combat Erection Fraud?

We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardTrack
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Combat Wombat. Doodle I drew at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.

"Abracadaver."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vodkashana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A man who died in combat wrote his own biography

He was the ghost writer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhairrachel
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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If you die in combat with Jason Derulo, do you go to Swalhalla?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allycat863
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Mortal Combat voice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldemeyer14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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I bought a vintage WWII watch that had the face destroyed in combat

It’s timeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbodogx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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While in combat, military pilots have a fight and flight reaction.

Yes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt_McCracken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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The Jedi created a new form of data compression for oral communication during combat

It can store up to a Yoda bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-dubya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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How can a DJ combat soil acidification?

Drop the Base!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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"Where does a pirate go to learn more about ship to ship combat?"

Boarding school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yayifications
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?

He told them he was a marine biologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboChrist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?

A man o' war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liaeriel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
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What is the mage's equivalent of mano a mano combat?

Mana a mana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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