So I think I’ll get a quote.
Their words, not mine.
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
"In honor of this celebration, I'd like to quote the late 20th century philosopher A. Cooper:
School...is out... For summer.
School...is out... Forever.
Let's reflect on these words in our moments together today. Thank you."
I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations
Buffet the Vampire Slayer
Not my joke! Citation Needed by Tom Scott on YouTube
He told me we needed to clean out the toaster because "it was smoking."
I gasped - "It's not 18 yet!"
When I came upon a flock of birds in the middle of the road. I expected the birds to all scatter before I hit them, but BAM, one of the birds hit the front of my car, flew over the top, and struck a police officer's car right behind me.
He immediately pulled me over and issued me a citation for flipping him the bird.
I work part time as a court clerk.
So I'm sitting in with the judge and another employee about a citation for a person who had a dog off leash and out of a fenced area cited for "running at large" so I asked "so if it's a small dog are they cited for 'running at small'?"
